The Gorilla Joke

1. Find out what the doctor would say to the gorilla who forgot how to gorilla. Make it a knock-knock joke that is more than a knock-knock joke.
2. Recall the wet dream. Was it a dream or a meme? Wet meme, wet dream.
3. Imagine the room that is covered mysteriously with more and more dust. Incredible amounts of dust.
4. Imagine the texts you would send to him, if you had less dignity.
5. Ask a first grader, "What is dignity?" and find out what bullying is.
6. Cancel everything.
7. Watch your neighbor fix his car, wonder if you should break the ice from up in the sky.
8. I think of you all of the time, and thank god I do.
9. I am ready for the light.
10. Draw this on your palm: "I am ready for the light." Draw it in a sun.
11. It could be worse.
12. So far so good. On a good day.
13. Your short hair, your sweet face, your glasses, your book, your chair.
14. Imagine the yellow wingback chair. The leather one made out of cows.
15. The smell of the spice factory. Turmeric in the streets.
16. Spilling cinnamon
17. Recycle or trash?
18. Houston we have a problem.
19. According to my sources, and my ignorance, everyone is fine and everything is ok.
20. We laugh a lot, on clouds. We get older and our clouds keep laughing.
21. I'm still in love with you.
22. I want to see you dance again.
23. 'Cause I'm still in love with you.
24. On this Harvest Moon
25. Miss you Josh
26. Miss you Alex
27. Miss you Grandma
28. Miss you Grandpa
29. Miss you, You
30. Miss you, Gorilla